nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

that is what she said

i know because i just read her saying it

(via ravynfuckingfrost)

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

saltydog619:

Deep pit.

Yeah man, I carry fruit in there sometimes like an armpit chipmunk

pitmunk!

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

saltydog619:

Deep pit.

Yeah man, I carry fruit in there sometimes like an armpit chipmunk

pitmunk!